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Online gaming jealousy

Post by Wolfie » Thu May 16, 2013 12:32

What is wrong with these young people nowaday? They bloody whinge harder than those old men back in the 70-80's.

Im getting alot of hate mail while playing Uncharted 3 multiplayer. Here are some snippets.
# k_run_
You re a scrub and you know it
1v1 scrub!

(oh challenge! i like it!)

# ME
ok, invite me (he added me to his list)
(so then we played, with normal M9 setting, until the game ended up tie. obviously i made it that way so i can be "neutral", but mostly i troll him off by blowing myself up & sneakin behind, maybe i up a vid of it l0l)

# k_run_
i won fuck u
(logged off & deleted me from his list, i was like WTF is that all about? we both are TIE!! 1+1 = 0!!)
# dragonsteel01
you suck bitch
suck my pen!s... blah blah long blah blah... im better than you

# ME
so u like suck a guy's d!ck. l0l homo l0l (no reply after few more homo related exchanges)
# xOptiiQ_Tit0in3x
1 vs 1 G-MAL
(GMAL is long range gun)

# ME
ok but why gmal? not AK?

# xOptiiQ_Tit0in3x
ok AK47

# ME
come 2 papa
(he invites me, start playing but for whatever reason he didnt set up all AK47s gameplay)


# ME
cant u make it all AK on setup?

# ME
oi, make it both same AK!

# xOptiiQ_Tit0in3x
you know 1v1?
(half way playin, sum1 else joining in, so then i stopped playing seriously)

# ME
u ask for 1v1

# xOptiiQ_Tit0in3x
down on the map

# ME
fukin idiot, u want 1v1 but scared to make default AK. CUSTOM GAME!

(then he left the game, WTF)
# ali_ghaderi2
Fuk u bitch u use KAL7 and noob

# ME
yo @r@b
blo urself up
# Fenice_1986
only cal noob

# ME
explain how

# Fenice_1986
press L1

# ME
r u my wife?
dun tel me how to use my condom. u lose n whine u won u laugh. mano v mano, if u got a ball

# Fenice_1986
no,im not.. but u r my son

# ME
chicken
i giv u easy. u fix d game, ill join u. 1v1. if i lose i tell u nice pussy story. if i win, i get to publish our convo on my uc3 hall of shame blog.
(no i dun hav one l0l)

# Fenice_1986
looser
(still didnt dare 1v1 on me)

# ME
Re: 1986
l@me ID wit small dick. watever. ill put d vid too with ur ID on the net.

# ME
bellisimo
i luv italian spaghetti. i will come to visit u soon.
(quick google & found his ID on other game & he speak italian)

# Fenice_1986
come come

# ME
oooohaaaahh
im cuming now to ur face. open ur mouth wide

(no more reply)
# diieegoo31
PUSH L1 NOOB

# ME
r u my wife? (i luv this joke l0l)
u can push ur pussy againts mine

(end of reply)
and this one is epic, wasted 30 min over this guy. should just shove a dildo to shut him up.

# chuyf50
hijo de la gran puta

# ME
HIJO DE LA GRAN PUTA
(i know what PUTA is & the rest i dun care, repeating game i play at first)

# chuyf50
chingame esta y chinga a tu puta madre

# ME
CHINGAME ESTA Y CHINGA A TU PUTA MADRE

# chuyf50
jajaja aprende a escrbir (PUTO)

# ME
TU 8====D --> () SU MADRE
(from here i started to get annoyed with stupid messages while im still playin, so i went to Bing translation for a quickie. i didnt translate his but i convert mine so i can reply him back)

# chuyf50
tu mama escogio la prefesion de puta y se murio virgen

# ME
FOLLAR A TU HERMANA
(from here on, the msg seems a bit lost as he started spamming me with multiple replies, so i am)

# chuyf50
NO TENGO Y YO ME FOLLO ATU MADRE

# chuyf50
NMMMS VETE ALA VERGA TE AMO

# chuyf50
si en la vag!na de tu madre y tu mama es un retraso

# ME
OLOR DE CONO DE SU MADRE COMO PESCADO PODRIDO, MI PUTO AMIGO

# chuyf50
YA DEJAME JUGAR/SOMOS AMIGOS

# ME
(spam mode ON)
BUENO AL MENOS YO NO A POSSER LA MADRE
PUEDE CABER LA CABEZA EN LA VAG!NA DE LA MAMA?
COMO ESTA? ERES UN RETRASO?
USTED HA NACIDO DE SU PROPIO ESPERMA, FOLLANDO INCESTO
JAJA PERDEDOR DE PEDOFILO
YO NO SOY SU AMIGO, ERES UN INCESTO SANGRIENTA QUE NACIDO DE CULO DE LA MADRE, KAPISH?

# chuyf50
te voy a denunar contra sony entreteniment para que te quiten esa mugrosa cuente kapish?
jajaja yo te dije qe fueramos amigos ytu no quisiste

# ME
(i dun understand fully but i got the idea of what he is trying to threaten me, so..)
VAY POR DELANTE, NO TE OLVIDES QUE PROVOCAN PRIMERO

# ME
TODO EL CREDITO VA A TRADUCCION DE BING

# chuyf50
perdon somos amigos

# ME
fukin wanker, go & play your game
i will PERDON u when u start talk in INTERNATIONAL language: INGLESH.

# chuyf50
bueno si adi lo quieres (whatever this mean)

....then he is off, heard no more from him.
All for just abt hates/dislikes that im using KAL7, most incredibly powerful (NOT cheap!) close up gun in UC3 game with 100% blind fire rate. when i said "close up", these dickies came CLOSE to me face to face & of course i shot them (and sumtime i do sneak behind them but i tell u they dun like it at all!). and they still complaining! WTF? its a FREAKIN BLOODY game! oh jeesh


Any1 experience similar things like this? Or it is just me, being targeted by mega overzealous gamers? so what if im blind firing & never use L1 (aim). the gun is designed that way in the game. u still have to aim it with camera stick.

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Re: Online gaming jealousy

Post by Gunsmith » Fri May 17, 2013 15:54

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Re: Online gaming jealousy

Post by Kyosuke Kagami » Sun May 19, 2013 04:33

And this is why I disabled PMs in PSN.

Except if Gunny send me something :3

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Re: Online gaming jealousy

Post by Gunsmith » Sun May 19, 2013 17:45

How about some Yoga with KOF?

NOT SAFE FOR WORK (But not that bad either)

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