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Post by Wolfie » Wed May 21, 2008 07:39

Please donate your penis

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FOUR men have promised to donate their penises to a museum in Iceland, which offers visitors a close-up look at the long and the short of the male reproductive organ.

A German, an American, an Icelander and a Briton have promised to donate their organs to the Icelandic Phallological Museum after death, according to certificates on display.

The museum, which began in 1974 with a single bull's penis that looked something like a riding crop, boasts 261 preserved members from 90 species.

The largest, from a sperm whale, is 70 kg and 1.7 metres long. The smallest, a hamster penis bone, is just 2mm and must be viewed through a magnifying glass.

One species conspicuous by its absence is homo sapiens, until the four donors contacted museum owner Sigurdur Hjartarson.

The American donor, 52-year-old Stan Underwood, supplied a written description of his penis – which he nick-named "Elmo" – for display alongside a life-size plastic mould of the member as well as his pledge to donate it.

Mr Hjartarson said the Icelandic donor, a 93-year-old from nearby Akureyri, was a womanizer in his youth who thought having his penis in the collection might bring him eternal fame.

"He has mentioned lately that his penis is shrinking as he gets older and he is worried it might not make a proper exhibit," said Mr Hjartarson.

The museum, originally opened in Reykjavik in 1997, has now moved to the quiet fishing village of Husavik, 480 km northeast of the capital.

Open from May to September, it is housed in a plain brown building, the entrance marked by a tall brown phallus near the door and a penis-shaped sign over the front porch.

A growing number of people from all over the world view the collection each year, 60 per cent of them women.
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Post by ~!T.T!~ » Thu May 22, 2008 06:57

oh man, a musem JUST for penises.......awesome


somehow I don't think a human penis that's at least 93 years old is going to be a hit....I mean, that's like going to work in a lingerie store that only caters to 50 year old fat bitches.....



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Post by Wolfie » Thu May 22, 2008 07:09

I dun think u can froze an erected penis. Just not possible, unless a guy gets so horny, throw a nitrogen on it & at same time chop chop.

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Post by AcidicEnema » Thu May 29, 2008 20:56

A German, an American, an Icelander and a Briton walked into a penis museum...

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Post by Gunsmith » Fri May 30, 2008 00:41

The German admired
the Briton giggled
The American was disgusted
The Icelander got bored
The ONer made ghey jokes


how up to date are these stereotypes?

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Post by Wolfie » Fri May 30, 2008 09:54

Donate your gun, Gunny!

If you do, i send you paypal 14.95 bucks.

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Post by Gunsmith » Sat May 31, 2008 12:36

is that USD or virtual dollars?

I'd buy your penis beam for a dollar!

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Post by Wolfie » Sat May 31, 2008 15:31

Rupee mate, the one that use in good ol england.

My pinee isnt on the market yet. but wait till it reach the peak, I may ebay it.

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