Complaints Go Where? v.2

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Complaints Go Where? v.2

Post by 0style » Fri Feb 15, 2008 07:06

Vent your steam here whether it's bullshit or a serious complaint. Plz be kind to each other! orz




So, i've been trying to avoid my ex-gf, to try to get over her since we had to break up b4 her husband came home, which was the 25th of Dec of last year. Almost every week she has called me or attempted to talk to me somehow and being the good gentleman I am, I can't just ignore the phone. (Although I force her to listen to the majority of my calltone by waiting for 5 rings) So it's been about 6 weeks and she called me today (Valentine's) of all days to ask me, if I could baby sit her puppy and cat for a day and half, while her husband and her go off somewhere to fuck around or someshit. I said, "..."(2 seconds worth) and then I said "sure" (or "alright" idremember) then she had to go or smth and said she'd call me back in a sec. She calls me back 2 mins later and asks me if I want to go the poolhall w/ her and her husband, I said, "no that's okay, you know I suck at pool", and then she agrees and I say, "talk to you later."

So should I pet sit? Is there an ulterior motive of hers I'm not seeing? Will her husband plant a spy camera and try to catch me poking around for shit? Should I kidnap the dog?

PS - will probably turn this into Complaints Go Where? v.2

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Post by Foxhole » Fri Feb 15, 2008 07:13

Well, you're missing the obvious murder plot.

Since this girl truly loves her husband, she probably already told him all the dirty dark secrets of your relationship with her. So in a furious rage, he beat her until she was a willing accomplice in his heart-jerking revenge plot. They'll leave you alone at home with the dog and cat but will neglect to tell you they left a window open. Then when you sit down and begin to relax, the husband will climb in through the back window with a: rocket launch, minigun, rail gun, nuclear warhead, or baseball bat and end your life. Then they'll both cover it up by saying you spilled all the pet food all over yourself an in a blind rage the cat and dog: blew you up, shot you up, nuked you up, or hit you til you died.

Then police when come and say, "Oh those silly pets, they can be pretty rowdy at times!" and then write your death off as an accidental pet killing.

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Post by 0style » Fri Feb 15, 2008 07:25

Well if that does happen, the pets will surely be euthanized. I take their rook for my king strategy. I'm still considering to go lol.

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Post by Foxhole » Fri Feb 15, 2008 07:27

StyLe wrote:Well if that does happen, the pets will surely be euthanized. I take their rook for my king strategy. I'm still considering to go lol.
No, it's your fault for spilling the food! The pets will be forgiven!

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Post by 0style » Fri Feb 15, 2008 07:33

that's bull! those pets are mental if they over react that much. insane pets are put to death!

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Post by Foxhole » Fri Feb 15, 2008 07:36

StyLe wrote:that's bull! those pets are mental if they over react that much. insane pets are put to death!
I only tell you the truth because I love you.

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Post by Wolfie » Fri Feb 15, 2008 07:48

ARE YUO EDISON CHHEN??

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Post by 0style » Fri Feb 15, 2008 07:52

That's a form of gender pointing and I will not answer that!

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Post by Foxhole » Fri Feb 15, 2008 08:00

Wolfie wrote:ARE YUO EDISON CHHEN??
Go go Edison Chen Photo Scandal, I can't believe the quality of Asian Celebrities have failed so hard.

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Post by 0style » Fri Feb 15, 2008 08:19

no sidetracking of my thread! >:(

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Post by Foxhole » Fri Feb 15, 2008 08:28

StyLe wrote:no sidetracking of my thread! >:(
The fact that nobody else has posted in this thread means nobody cares about you!

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Post by 0style » Fri Feb 15, 2008 08:33

gay :[ turns into athena.

i've kk'd myself.... it's sad when no one cares... so very sad... emo /slit wrist sad

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Post by Wolfie » Fri Feb 15, 2008 08:37

naw naw, skandal like affair isnt good for ur health & ur pocket money.

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Post by 0style » Fri Feb 15, 2008 08:43

well the affair is over with wolfie. although, i do think he suspects something went on between me and her while he was gone... ._.

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Post by Foxhole » Fri Feb 15, 2008 08:45

StyLe wrote:well the affair is over with wolfie. although, i do think he suspects something went on between me and her while he was gone... ._.
Does he look at you funny? Maybe he's just gay.

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