Hello.

nevadash · Post by **nevadash** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 00:33

i don't think people are aware there's a smiley salvage going on here

on-topic:
Rozen Maiden is making me lose interest in rape. 3rd day without wanking. I don't expect this minor lock to last to the end of second season. It's made me have some weird dreams tho. 1st night I dreamt Excel with Soujintou colours and a detachable head sexually assaulted me. 2nd night I dreamt I sexually assaulted Emma Watson infront of her fans.
...I blame /b/

Vice Vecta · Post by **Vice Vecta** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 00:54

it's 8:50 am in the morning. I stayed all night long awaken and bored but with my so-famous insomnia accompanying me. Wanted to play my brand new Outrun 2006 and my GodFather for PS2, but guess what? My PS2 controller was smashed by my tempered alterego (yeh, me pissed) due of the malfunction of the damn analog stick (moral: never buy 50 kuai PS2 "original" controllers in China). My girl wasn't here last night so no sex either to get rid the boredom and gimme some sleepyness. Oh well, going to buy another 50 kuai controller as the game center will be open at 9 (yeh, I can't afford an original at the moment, besides, you won't find an original original in this dirty-ass city anyway).

Guangzhou, China. 8:54 am, April 8th, 2006.

Oh yeh, also that reminded me, that's my moms' birthday, Gotta buy a long distance card for that.

nevadash · Post by **nevadash** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 20:41

i had a wet dream
i didn't wake up to it nor do i remember what it was
i feel cheated

r3v3n4nT · Post by **r3v3n4nT** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 14:58

nevadash wrote:i had a wet dream
i didn't wake up to it nor do i remember what it was
i feel cheated

this is ur punishment for not fapping for 3 days, take it.

Post by **Gunsmith** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 17:48

i remember the best dream ever
the fittest woman possibly known
naked and begging me to do her

but as I thrust towards her
I could feel the bedsheets in my own room
and it was waking me up
so if I stopped thrusting, the dream could continue
if I thrusted, I would wake up!

now what would you do. I mean, really.

I cried

r3v3n4nT · Post by **r3v3n4nT** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 18:52

too much details.

best dream i had was secksing this bishfag

was totally ftw. tried my best to relive the dream by making a poster out of him and stick it on the wall next to my bed, but to no effect T_T

nevadash · Post by **nevadash** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 01:08

r3v3n4nT wrote:this is ur punishment for not fapping for 3 days, take it.

a wet dream is suppoused to be a reward for not wanking, a wet dream i'd remember that is

Gunsmith wrote: so if I stopped thrusting, the dream could continue
if I thrusted, I would wake up!

i remember having wannabe-wet dreams as a teen where i waked up when i tried to do something
however those dreams that became real omfg-my-sheets wet dreams are those in which stuff is done to me
so this is how it is: in Wet Dream Stripclub the figments of your subconcious can touch you but if you try to touch them you get thrown out

Post by **Gunsmith** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:01

right. so what do I have to do? Abstain for 3 days?

*oils the sheets down*

Monpochi · Post by **Monpochi** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 21:18

Looping dreams are crazy, i remember having one where i woke about 3 times. (2 times in the dream, the last one was the real awakening).

Crazy brain.

nevadash · Post by **nevadash** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 03:10

Gunsmith wrote:right. so what do I have to do? Abstain for 3 days?

actually i held it or rather didn't feel like wanking for week and a half (i blame RM) before the wet dream

also being subconsiously aroused by something you disagree with when awake and consious helps...
...oh god the things i've nutted to in my sleep

Post by **Gunsmith** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:07

no man, don't cry
you've got to understand it's "natural"

read some freud and foucault and you will have a better grip on things

I had a dream while I was shagging my mum while my sister watched

read freud and it all makes sense

the denial is what causes men to go crazy

as a guy, you want to f*ck EVERYTHING!

The big deal is when you do it in real life
and then it's only about breaking laws and social taboos.

ps. I can't hold out that long.... hmmmm.... well... nah.

nevadash · Post by **nevadash** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 14:46

Gunsmith wrote:I had a dream while I was shagging my mum while my sister watched

it doesn't count unless you woke up with a sticky sheet

i don't recall actually blowing my load in my sleep to a family member, altho should it have happened i'd sure done my best to repress the memory...

..."natural".....................uwaagh...............................i don't know if i want to accept being "natural", that like deep within i want to indiscriminately nut on everyone and everything regardless of age, sex and species... what about wasps and other things i fear and loath? i dun want to want seckz from them

Post by **Gunsmith** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 15:55

hehe well don't look at me to provide all the answers, they're out there.

read. or wait for your therapy to just use you as an example

or if you secretly like feeling that you're "unique freak" then hey, knock yourself out!

or knock one off hehe

Iori E · Post by **Iori E** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 18:44

FREUD???

Where's Enki when you need him?

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 21:42

I got a different car