She's not over her ex

Post by **Gunsmith** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 02:09

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

who's that in your avatar?? u stalking?

0style · Post by **0style** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 05:28

it's shinobu

Post by **Gunsmith** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 22:21

IS IT LEGAL?

Post by **Gunsmith** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 22:26

I cockblocked another suitor today

I was chatting to this girl FROM CHILE (GIMME TIPS ALSEID) at work and this guy barges in and introduces himself totally ignoring me
I let them chat
then we're told to get back to work
then I mention casually

"did you notice the way he stares at every girl here?"

she then more or less blanked him for the rest of the day LMAO :kill:

AND JUST NOW I'VE FOUND SOMEONE ON MYSPACE WHO LIKES MY MUSIC AND LOVES JAPAN
and at first she seemed ugly so I didn't try to chat her up at all
and she's not really into manga/anime
but today she seems to have put up a new pic...

o shi did i cockblock myself by being too brash on email?

Demon_Mexican · Post by **Demon_Mexican** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 02:21

Gunsmith wrote:I cockblocked another suitor today

I was chatting to this girl FROM CHILE (GIMME TIPS ALSEID) at work and this guy barges in and introduces himself totally ignoring me
I let them chat
then we're told to get back to work
then I mention casually

"did you notice the way he stares at every girl here?"

she then more or less blanked him for the rest of the day :ELOL:

AND JUST NOW I'VE FOUND SOMEONE ON MYSPACE WHO LIKES MY MUSIC AND LOVES JAPAN
and at first she seemed ugly so I didn't try to chat her up at all
and she's not really into manga/anime
but today she seems to have put up a new pic...

o shi did i cockblock myself by being too brash on email?

hahaha damn Gunsmith its all good like Crazy Bee say's "Pimping aint easy"
*Gunsmith Slaps D_M*

Gunsmith: Silly Americans

Post by **Gunsmith** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 14:06

*sips cup of tea*

did you know on myspace if you click your "sent" mailbox
you can see who's read your mails
so they can't lie about not having done so

*sharpens knife casually*

D_M: Yo man chill out!
Gunsmith: *throws knife at DM's feet* *mutters Yamazaki's quote (under his breath so no-one can hear if he said it right or not)*
D_M: o_O;;

Crazy Bee · Post by **Crazy Bee** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 05:37

Gunsmith wrote:I cockblocked another suitor today

I was chatting to this girl FROM CHILE (GIMME TIPS ALSEID) at work and this guy barges in and introduces himself totally ignoring me
I let them chat
then we're told to get back to work
then I mention casually

"did you notice the way he stares at every girl here?"

she then more or less blanked him for the rest of the day LMAO

AND JUST NOW I'VE FOUND SOMEONE ON MYSPACE WHO LIKES MY MUSIC AND LOVES JAPAN
and at first she seemed ugly so I didn't try to chat her up at all
and she's not really into manga/anime
but today she seems to have put up a new pic...

o shi did i cockblock myself by being too brash on email?

Digital Pimping??? Don't do it!!!!! The first girl I hooked up with turned out to be an obsessive psycho that didn't want girls breathing the same air as me. The other was just psycho. Have fun......... you too can lose your sanity hooking up with beecheZ from the internet.

Post by **Gunsmith** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:43

Why can't I find a psycho? I'd love one! I never have to be jealous again! It's a bit of a turn off, but these days I want something secure...

Psycho "You're mine!"
Gun "ok"
Psycho "No girls are allowed to be in 5 km radius"
Gun "ok"
Psycho ".... this is too easy. You're dumped!"
Gun ;_;

Crazy Bee · Post by **Crazy Bee** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 05:36

Gunsmith wrote:Why can't I find a psycho? I'd love one! I never have to be jealous again! It's a bit of a turn off, but these days I want something secure...

Psycho "You're mine!"
Gun "ok"
Psycho "No girls are allowed to be in 5 km radius"
Gun "ok"
Psycho ".... this is too easy. You're dumped!"
Gun ;_;

Naw man u wouldn't want the gurl I had... I ended up arguing with her in the food court of a mall and I don't think I've ever yelled that loud in my entire life. Fucking crazy ass possessive bitch.... I never even did shit to make her jealous. Ok... moving along now.

Post by **Gunsmith** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:01

ok moving on. back on film set today I spot a girl I had chatted up a month ago but never got a reply to my email standing in a group of 4 guys being chatted up like crazy.

I barge in.

"Hey E"
"Oh hi, how you doing"
"You never got my email eh"
"Oh I did, I've just been busy"
"Oh."
"I just figured I see you again here"
"Right"
"This is Mr blabla"
"Right, Hi, yeah, nice to meet you (kthxbyefuckoff) See you later"

*walks off*

Then I casually chat to this new girl as we run this Shoe Stall in the marketplace for this bloody film.
She gives me the cold shoulder at first but gradually warms up and after not too long we're chatting and laughing.
THEN the bloody two guys I cockblocked last week come over and start cockblocking me ruthlessly
and I'm too slow to come up with witty replies...

then they cockblock themselves by asking her if she knows how to CCS
cook
clean
suck cock

they really go overboard asking if she's the village slut etc
weird

but anyway we get back to chatting away

and then she lets slip she's living with her bf's sister...

urk...

NEXT!

bluebird47 · Post by **bluebird47** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:19

u sound very lonely, so many failures! i know its a real pain trying to meet new girls the further and further u go along in ur career, and the older u get, so have u ever considered looking up the black book? just recycle thru girls u've hooked up with or had some remote connection with in the past and work from there. The sudden return, all tidied up thing sweeps girls off their feet, rekindles good memories and ultimately gets u some! usually its easier to hook up with girls that were in the past at present then to meet new girls in the present. i was contantly chatting up and competing with other bastards for attractive girls [single or not] in new york, neither here nor there [sometimes u cant tell coz the girls flirt with several ppl, HOs! HOS! HOS!] but last summer i hooked up with my old friend, and knowing her personality somewhat, we gave it a shot and now here i am still with her. unfortunately we're going long Distance right now and i have to wait half a frikin year to see her again. but i was looking for security and its pretty damn secure.

or maybe u've already gone thru ur high school sweethearts. ever watch wedding crashers? maybe u can do convention crashing.

oh well, gd luck. i hope this topic doesnt last long [meaning u'll find a decent bird soon enuf]

ctrl+awesome · Post by **ctrl+awesome** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 14:50

somehow i just figured this should be squeezed in here: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 9167995041

Post by **Gunsmith** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 16:21

reminds me of playing Suikoden 3 while my ex sat there bored/moaning/etc

*wails*

*howls at moon*

No recycling for me... most of the good ones got new bfs anyway... bleh

*turns on ngbc*

0style · Post by **0style** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 16:40

suikoden 3 WAS boring. o shi- offtopic in offtopic

Post by **Gunsmith** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 13:15

met an italian actress yesterday

although I wonder if she was flirting with me only as I'm the producer

I hope the crows dont eat my suffering body

will let u know

:: orochinagi

She's not over her ex

What should I do?