Wrestling fans!

Anti-K' · Post by **Anti-K'** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 23:41

7d3j wrote: Professional wrestling? That's a toughie... call up the WWE and sign up into developmental??

How? Are they in the Yellow Pages?

I can get teachers if you wanted to learn how to fry burgers, roast kebabs and satays, or even mix rojaks, but pro wrestling?

I know there are wrestling schools out there. Shark Boy has his own gym, but, then again, it's SHARK BOY.

7d3j · Post by **7d3j** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 07:53

Complaining eh?

Check out the WWE website? There HAS to be a link for it somewhere or a number you can call...?

Post by **Gunsmith** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:36

frankly, if you don't have natural charisma and a good look, and especially if you're not prepared to train all day, it's not worth it. You should try to watch some documentaries and see the shit noob wrestlers go through.

Jeff Hardy is in TNA. has been for a while. Rhino is top tier there too.

7d3j · Post by **7d3j** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:46

He is? Rhyno too?

Good lord, my memory's failing me already...?

I always thought Jeff was the true Xtreme Hardy Boy. Matt can't fly at all. Even that Lita-Edge-Matt saga did nothing for him. Think he's doomed to FAIL.

Jeff on the other hand remains open for debate.

Anti-K' · Post by **Anti-K'** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 01:00

Gunsmith wrote:frankly, if you don't have natural charisma and a good look, and especially if you're not prepared to train all day, it's not worth it. You should try to watch some documentaries and see the shit noob wrestlers go through.

I'm pretty charismatic (I think I am. I hope I am). But define "good look." Do you mean good looking, as in handsome, or a good look, as in my wrestling gimmick? And I can deal with the training. I wanna train.

Post by **Gunsmith** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:53

don't worry about the look I guess, if you look weird, you can always be a heel. Charisma, mic skill, aura = teh win

I just don't want you ending up like a meat sim, like 70% of wwe wrestlers. They used to use noobs to get squashed by top tier, now they just use funaki and simon dean. And Simon Dean is a talented wrestler with a great physique. He just doesn't have the killer look in his eye. Christian, on the other hand...

but man... training will take yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars, they will brake you, you will have no money and will sweat for nothing and probably get a part time job

now if you were like the road warriors, you would be so beefed, you could do bouncer jobs and earn enough to do whatever....

start eating whole cows! do the brock! No-one's gonna take you if you look scrawny!

still it's far safer just watching.... wrestling like any other sport, only 1% make it to TV

ahh man just look on the web - I take that back about not being accepted if scrawny

probably loads of schools waiting to take your money as wrestling is hot right now. take your money, beat you up, and do SQUAT.

this one's in LA

http://www.americanwrestlingfederation.com/

check out his celebrity photos
loads of photos of him with celebrities
any celebrities actually graduated from his school? Hmmmm

http://www.nwlwrestling.com/contacts-schools.html

Anti-K' · Post by **Anti-K'** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 19:07

Gunsmith wrote:don't worry about the look I guess, if you look weird, you can always be a heel. Charisma, mic skill, aura = teh win

I wanted my look to be along the lines of Jeff Hardy/Raven's. But I don't wanna look like a wannabe Jeff Hardy/Raven.

I just don't want you ending up like a meat sim, like 70% of wwe wrestlers. They used to use noobs to get squashed by top tier, now they just use funaki and simon dean. And Simon Dean is a talented wrestler with a great physique. He just doesn't have the killer look in his eye. Christian, on the other hand...

Yeah. Poor Simon Dean. Has he ever won a match?

I was thinking about joining a small wrestling company (like in Japan or Mexico) and working my way up from there.

Thanks for the links, Gunsmith. I'll try contacting one of them.

Gojira · Post by **Gojira** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:41

Just remember that pro wrestling is not about gimmicks, or talk, or fitness. It's about determining how much punishment your body can take without outright killing you. Kinda like torture. But in public.

Anti-K' · Post by **Anti-K'** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 23:25

Gojira wrote:Just remember that pro wrestling is not about gimmicks, or talk, or fitness. It's about determining how much punishment your body can take without outright killing you. Kinda like torture. But in public.

So far, the only types of wrestling moves that I know I can take are chest chops and some submission holds.

Anti-K' · Post by **Anti-K'** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 23:42

What's a good hardcore wrestling company (a PROFESSIONAL hardcore wrestling company. I don't feel like getting killed by a bunch of idiots who don't know what they're doing)?

bluebird47 · Post by **bluebird47** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 05:31

i went to see WWE armageddon in person!!! u cud probably have heard me yelling like hell during the tim white "suicide" scene in the background [if they had crowd audio] and complaining even louder at the boogeyman's gimmick. so finally even though by now i've lost my wrestling fandom [i dont watch it anymore, lost the interest and time] me and my friend finally lived out one of our childhood things, and went to see a ppv in person. its sorta odd not having the commentators on all the time. we bought backrow seats but managed to steal 2 empty seats near to the floor. undertaker was pretty awesome as expected.

worth shouting out

khdu · Post by **khdu** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 13:23

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/melinamakesstatement

I just...... can't believe it. Why would he do such a thing?

Blake B · Post by **Blake B** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 19:55

khdu wrote:http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/melinamakesstatement

I just...... can't believe it. Why would he do such a thing?

Holy shit.......i can't believe it either, khdu!! That's really fucked up, what is up with Batista, man? I don't care who the hell you are, that's just one thing you just don't do.....

Anti-K' · Post by **Anti-K'** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 01:18

Is this for real or is this more storyline crap?

Zaro Yagami · Post by **Zaro Yagami** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 02:16

Anti-K' wrote:Is this for real or is this more storyline crap?

Real or storyline crap, the message is clear to us men.

Live by the dick, die by the dick.
If you cant keep it in your pants this is what can happen.