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Postby hebretto » Mon Mar 02, 2009 05:27

Hey at least she got rid of the head lice hahahaha
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Postby BP » Sat Mar 14, 2009 20:15

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Postby Kancho Assassin » Sun Mar 15, 2009 04:31

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29621224/

I think some dimbulb thought it was a great idea at the time. Ouch!
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Postby r3v3n4nT » Wed Mar 18, 2009 16:05

Not Really News But... This Is A Real Pamphlet That Was Found Left Under A Friend's Windscreen Wiper.

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Postby BP » Wed Mar 18, 2009 16:35

The Funny Part is That It Sounded So Normal Until The Last Line.
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Postby SonicTempest » Wed Mar 18, 2009 19:40

http://www.space.com/missionlaunches/09 ... uttle.html

This may be the first documented case of a lolbat.
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Postby Shiny » Wed Mar 18, 2009 20:06

lulz @ the power tool sex toy.

ON needs some 4B2.

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Postby Kancho Assassin » Fri Mar 20, 2009 04:24

SonicTempest wrote:http://www.space.com/missionlaunches/090317-sts119-bat-shuttle.html

This may be the first documented case of a lolbat.


Is that bat dense? Was it retarded or something? Who the hell did that bat think it was? Did it think it was the Goddamn Batman?!
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Postby Shiny » Fri Mar 20, 2009 06:59

Kancho Assassin wrote:Is that bat dense? Was it retarded or something? Who the hell did that bat think it was? Did it think it was the Goddamn Batman?!


*sees what you did there*
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Postby BP » Fri Mar 20, 2009 07:36

Kancho Assassin wrote:
Is that bat dense? Was it retarded or something? Who the hell did that bat think it was? Did it think it was the Goddamn Batman?!


I guess it was Bat-Mite, then.
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Re: SBNN - Stupid & Bizarre News Network

Postby SonicTempest » Wed Mar 25, 2009 07:49

Continuing our superhero theme!

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/03/24/spi ... -thailand/

This isn't really 'stupid', but it is bizarre, and somewhat nice to read.
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Postby Apathy Wind » Wed Mar 25, 2009 15:42

SS's Article wrote:Anyway, at the end of the day, Spider-man climbed out onto the ledge and told the boy that “Spider-Man is here to rescue you, no monsters are going to attack you” and asked the bot to “walk slowly towards me as running could be dangerous.” The boy immediately smiled, stood up, and walked into Somchai’s arms.


Immediately after being saving the "boy" offered to sell Spidey some Viagra at low, low prices!!
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Re: SBNN - Stupid & Bizarre News Network

Postby SonicTempest » Fri Apr 17, 2009 01:52

MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8001644.stm
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Postby hebretto » Mon Apr 20, 2009 07:47

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