SBNN - Stupid & Bizarre News Network

[BP]

First up, a kid who pulls off a rising taco at his mom.

http://www.myfoxorlando.com/myfox/pages ... geId=3.2.1

Got any more stupid or bizarre news from across the internet? Post them here.

[Kyosuke Kagami]

I didn't know Fox News got a new name.

[Shiny]

I hope that is that kid's mugshot.

Because that ups the lulz.

He lightspeed taco'd his mom. +1, but -2000.

[BP]

http://www.3news.co.nz/News/NationalNew ... fault.aspx

A sword wielding dope attempts to steal some dope from a couple of dopes.

[BP]

http://www.thelocal.de/society/20090123-16961.html

The strangest kidnapping case I've ever heard.

[Kancho Assassin]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009 ... 474811.htm

Think the guy should look into something called a "speed limit".

[hebretto]

Not news per-se but I couldn't help myself

http://shanghaiist.com/2009/02/03/fathe ... little.php

hahaha

[Kancho Assassin]

Chinese mistress contest takes stupid turn

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/02/17/china.mistress.contest/index.html

I got to say, WTF what was this dude thinking?!

[Eczema]

That is several kinds of awesome.

[hebretto]

See kriz this is what can happen if you're rich (have mistresses not almost die haha)

[Eczema]

But I don't see how the guy has to pay compensation when he was the victim of a mass murder-suicide attempt?

[Apathy Wind]

Well, it's like the old saying goes - never accept a ride from a jilted lover who you just eliminated from your harem via a reality show-esque talent contest. Sigh.... will people ever learn?

Seriously though - when I read that the guy staged a competition to see which of the five to keep I honestly expected it to say that he had them fight to the death.

[BP]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7892917.stm

You fib big, you lose big.

[Kancho Assassin]

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/20 ... -crit.html

I think there's much better ways to kill lice, like shaving your head.

[Shiny]

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2009/02/lice-is-in-crit.html

I think there's much better ways to kill lice, like shaving your head.

Some of those comments in that article are highlarious.