I hope you don't mean you want the movie translated.

I can do it, but sometime when I'm less busy (like during the weekend or so)
For the 4-koma:
First one:
Title: At first
first 3 panels are all sounds for jumping and stuff, the last panel is Dracula (I guess) watching the screen going "Well, in that situation, you'd jab, you know, jab".
2nd one:
Title: Dracula - sama
First panel
"Well well, my lord Dracula, (it's an honor) for you to come all this way..."
2nd panel
"I'm just on my way back from some grocery shopping"
3rd panel
(Loosely translated)
"I'll treat you to something delicious" (The more formal translation is something like "I'll show you some of my hospitality")
4th Panel
"Are we going to do something like a nabe or what?" (Nabe is a hot pot of soup, meat, veggies, etc if you didn't know)
No one catches a Runner. That's kinda the point.