I hope you don't mean you want the movie translated.
I can do it, but sometime when I'm less busy (like during the weekend or so)
For the 4-koma:
Title: At first
first 3 panels are all sounds for jumping and stuff, the last panel is Dracula (I guess) watching the screen going "Well, in that situation, you'd jab, you know, jab".
Title: Dracula - sama
"Well well, my lord Dracula, (it's an honor) for you to come all this way..."
"I'm just on my way back from some grocery shopping"
"I'll treat you to something delicious" (The more formal translation is something like "I'll show you some of my hospitality")
"Are we going to do something like a nabe or what?" (Nabe is a hot pot of soup, meat, veggies, etc if you didn't know)
No one catches a Runner. That's kinda the point.