My job involves...

[Persona]

My job requires me to have photos taken in different type of clothing.

[0style]

i'm still testing a karaoke game for the wii and now Lady Gaga's Bad Romance and Alejandro songs are stuck in my head and creep into my dreams.

[IsshunSengeki]

I don't know if I should pity you or not.
But, I suppose if pictures of Lady Gaga in her skimpy concert outfits are creeping into your dreams along with the songs, I could almost envy you.

[Alseid]

my job involves sitting all day translating boring, boring, boring instruction manuals from english to spanish and being yelled at. And not paid very much.

[Shiny]

Your job sounds like fun

As fun as watching cement dry. At times it can be interesting.

I teach general computer stuff to over 16s, trying to implement and hype KOF as much as possible

So is it working?

i'm still testing a karaoke game for the wii and now Lady Gaga's Bad Romance and Alejandro songs are stuck in my head and creep into my dreams.

She wants you to eat her meat suit.

My job requires me to have photos taken in different type of clothing.

Oh shi-, P is ZOOLANDER.

[Toxic Avanger]

Killing people (via critics).

[Anti-K']

Cleaning fish tanks and selling anime.

Someday I'll get paid for kicking people in the face.

[om3g4prism]

Babysitting/teaching prepubescents how to speak my mother tongue and scaring the living crap out of them when they don't at least pretend to listen.

Holy hell nothing makes you feel old and out of touch like being surrounded by a bunch of youngsters in a foreign land, all talking about shit you don't care about in a language you barely understand.

Why yes, I do wish I had a few more days to vacation in America. How did you know?

[0style]

I got laid off last thursday but one of the companies i was testing for is now hiring me under the table. I'm kind of like a mercenary tester now.

[Apathy Wind]

I'm kind of like a mercenary tester now.

Do you have to wear an eyepatch and grow a handlebar moustache?

[0style]

I have a bandanna and a motorcycle, is that merc enough?

[r3v3n4nT]

Hope you've given yourself a new name for your merc tester job, and don't forget the shades.

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I makez pwetty websites for crappy salary~

[Persona]

I makez pwetty websites for crappy salary~

But that's all you need to get hot girls.

[Foxhole]

I write homework for university students who don't have enough English proficiency to do it themselves.

I should have done it years ago.

[Zyzyfer]

I guess I should say I'm overpaid to teach English and Writing skills to FOBs, and I help manage the non-pharmaceutical side of a pharmacy.

Hawt. The teaching bit, that is.

I edit shit for one of Korea's SROs. It might be vaguely cool if it was financial shit but it's not even that. I have no other marketable skills and it pays fairly well so I can't complain about how useless I actually am in this position.