As said, these pretty much are totally inconsequential to actual game play, most do like 2% of damage and are slow, thus even “making a joke with them” amidst battle is hard.
The only (probably unwilling) exceptions are Jack’s rocket launcher failure (which you can force to do like 5 hits for small damage each if you know how) and the “movement change” one’s (the one where the characters come flying around in something. In both cases the usage is still hard to do and you are pretty much fish meat if the enemy foresees the move (which they usually don’t, since they are so unusual).
these are pretty much only for fun. you’ll never see them in a serious match or tournament.
As said, these pretty much are totally inconsequential to actual game play, most do like 2% of damage and are slow, thus even “making a joke with them” amidst battle is hard.
The only (probably unwilling) exceptions are Jack’s rocket launcher failure (which you can force to do like 5 hits for small damage each if you know how) and the “movement change” one’s (the one where the characters come flying around in something. In both cases the usage is still hard to do and you are pretty much fish meat if the enemy foresees the move (which they usually don’t, since they are so unusual).
“He drank tea? YOU BASTARD!”
Wow, very unlike Tekken, but I see the amusement! XD